seeing a text post you made on your dash but with your old url
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
here’s a source, National geographic y’all
State your name: Amara State the name that your parents almost named you: Chloe Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My Oldest Sister Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I can’t remember anything Do people praise you for your looks? Nope… Maybe my eyes What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Teal Do you work out every week? What’s that? Do you like your smile? Ew, no Do you like your eyes? yea, they’re like blue, greenish, with like grey Do you think you are attractive? Not really How much money is in your account? 40 cents… So not enough Are you single? Seriously? Do you want kids? Yes What does your backpack look like: Blue and ugly What celebrity do you think is attractive? Josh Hutcherson, Ansel Elgort, Andrew Garfield, One Direction, 5SOS, etc.. Last movie you saw in theaters: Ummm I think it was either ‘The Fault In Our Stars’ or ‘Maleficent’. I can’t remember.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this